The Groupon Dating Strategy Pays Off (Sometimes)
Feel free to judge me. This is what I’ve done on two dates — I call it my Groupon dating strategy:
The first thing I did each time was find out where the woman lived (if I didn’t already know) so that I could pick a nearby restaurant. Sitting in traffic can really put the brakes on an evening.
Then I asked what type of food she liked: Italian, Thai, whatever. Next, her dietary concerns. I met a vegan girl once. I’m really glad I asked, otherwise I would’ve risked taking her to one of those places with a giant rotating meat skewer.
After making sure these requirements were met, I went to Groupon. If there was a restaurant that met my checklist and had a deal on the site, I picked it.
The First Groupon Dating Attempt
The first time I did this, I managed to get the waitress alone long enough to hand her the Groupon and explain. That worked well. There’s almost no chance my date knew her meal of lamb and cashew butter macaroni was 40 percent off. Although the whole issue did distract me from dinner somewhat . . .
The Second Groupon Dating Attempt
The next Groupon dating attempt was a disaster. I took a different woman to a Thai restaurant where I’d never been.
The opportunity didn’t arise to discreetly give the waiter my coupon. But what happened next had me wishing that I had made one.
What I did was take the bill folder when it came and discretely inserted the folded-up coupon. This is when things got awkward. Apparently, the waiter had never used a Groupon before. He acted like he didn’t even know there was a promotion. He took it out in front of us, unfolded it and questioned everything about it.
Nothing is a bigger mood-killer than having a Thai man with poor English pointing at your date’s food and talking about how much of a discount I may or may not be receiving. Her sushi would not be discounted, I was informed. In retrospect, it’s kind of funny. At the time, though, I’m sure I was red with embarrassment. Ah, gotta love dating.
A Blessing in Disguise
You’d think that would have ruined the evening, but it didn’t. Well . . . maybe not. My date went on to say how attractive she found people who “have their finances in order.” She talked about how she had been on her own financially since she turned 18.
Although the Groupon felt very much like an embarrassing disaster, it turned out to be an easy segue into that all-too-awkward point in a relationship when you discuss money for the first time.
Is My Groupon Dating Strategy Worth It?
It’s been about a year since these two incidents, and I’m not dating either woman anymore. Maybe it was the Curse of the Groupon. Is that a thing? I kind of think it might be.
If you want to try this tactic, I suggest stopping by the restaurant alone beforehand. Ask the host how you could get the deed done in a discrete manner. And maybe avoid Groupon entirely if you’ll be eating at an authentic Thai restaurant where some waiters have poor English and an even poorer understanding of the coupon economy.